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@@ -21,15 +21,43 @@ readable in your history.
 
 Replace `antisocial.example.com` with wherever you are running it.
 
-| Platform  | Find                                                          | Replace                                     |
-| --------- | ------------------------------------------------------------- | ------------------------------------------- |
-| X         | `/^https:\/\/(?:www\.\|mobile\.)?(?:x\|twitter)\.com\/(.*)$/` | `https://antisocial.example.com/x/$1`       |
-| Threads   | `/^https:\/\/(?:www\.)?threads\.(?:net\|com)\/(.*)$/`         | `https://antisocial.example.com/threads/$1` |
-| Instagram | `/^https:\/\/(?:www\.)?instagram\.com\/(.*)$/`                | `https://antisocial.example.com/ig/$1`      |
-| TikTok    | `/^https:\/\/(?:www\.\|vm\.\|vt\.)?tiktok\.com\/(.*)$/`       | `https://antisocial.example.com/tiktok/$1`  |
-| Bluesky   | `/^https:\/\/bsky\.app\/(.*)$/`                               | `https://antisocial.example.com/bsky/$1`    |
-| Reddit    | `/^https:\/\/(?:www\.\|old\.\|new\.\|np\.\|m\.)?reddit\.com\/(.*)$/` | `https://antisocial.example.com/reddit/$1` |
-| Reddit    | `/^https:\/\/redd\.it\/(.*)$/`                               | `https://antisocial.example.com/reddit/$1`  |
+Each rule is two fields. Both are on their own line below, and neither needs any
+escaping — copy them straight out of this file.
+
+```text
+# X
+/^https:\/\/(?:www\.|mobile\.)?(?:x|twitter)\.com\/(.*)$/
+https://antisocial.example.com/x/$1
+
+# Threads
+/^https:\/\/(?:www\.)?threads\.(?:net|com)\/(.*)$/
+https://antisocial.example.com/threads/$1
+
+# Instagram
+/^https:\/\/(?:www\.)?instagram\.com\/(.*)$/
+https://antisocial.example.com/ig/$1
+
+# TikTok
+/^https:\/\/(?:www\.|vm\.|vt\.)?tiktok\.com\/(.*)$/
+https://antisocial.example.com/tiktok/$1
+
+# Bluesky
+/^https:\/\/bsky\.app\/(.*)$/
+https://antisocial.example.com/bsky/$1
+
+# Reddit
+/^https:\/\/(?:www\.|old\.|new\.|np\.|m\.)?reddit\.com\/(.*)$/
+https://antisocial.example.com/reddit/$1
+
+# Reddit short links
+/^https:\/\/redd\.it\/(.*)$/
+https://antisocial.example.com/reddit/$1
+```
+
+A code block rather than a table, because a table cell cannot hold a bare `|` — it has
+to be written `\|`, which renders correctly and copies wrongly. The alternation in these
+rules is full of them, and a regex whose pipes arrive as literal pipes matches nothing
+and says nothing about why.
 
 So `https://x.com/user/status/123` becomes
 `https://antisocial.example.com/x/user/status/123`.
@@ -42,7 +70,8 @@ where it came from Reddit. A Reddit `/r/<sub>/s/<code>` share link is followed t
 post it points at, and that permalink — not the opaque share code — is what the copy
 button hands back.
 
-`/` serves this table with the live hostnames, if you'd rather read it there.
+`/` serves these rules with the live hostname already filled in, if you'd rather copy
+them from there.
 
 ## How it works
 
@@ -59,13 +88,13 @@ Each adapter layers its extraction, most structured first:
 3. **The rendered DOM** — whatever is actually on screen is real.
 4. **Open Graph tags** — the floor, and enough to show something.
 
-| Platform  | Loads                        | Reads                                                    |
-| --------- | ---------------------------- | -------------------------------------------------------- |
-| Bluesky   | the public AT Protocol API   | `getPostThread`; falls back to the post page             |
-| X         | `platform.twitter.com` embed | the `cdn.syndication.twimg.com/tweet-result` response    |
-| Instagram | `/embed/captioned/`          | `shortcode_media`, then the rendered `<video>`/`<img>`   |
-| TikTok    | the post page                | `__UNIVERSAL_DATA_FOR_REHYDRATION__`                     |
-| Threads   | the post page                | the Relay payloads in `<script type="application/json">` |
+| Platform  | Loads                        | Reads                                                           |
+| --------- | ---------------------------- | --------------------------------------------------------------- |
+| Bluesky   | the public AT Protocol API   | `getPostThread`; falls back to the post page                    |
+| X         | `platform.twitter.com` embed | the `cdn.syndication.twimg.com/tweet-result` response           |
+| Instagram | `/embed/captioned/`          | `shortcode_media`, then the rendered `<video>`/`<img>`          |
+| TikTok    | the post page                | `__UNIVERSAL_DATA_FOR_REHYDRATION__`                            |
+| Threads   | the post page                | the Relay payloads in `<script type="application/json">`        |
 | Reddit    | the post's own `.json`       | the post and the first page of comments; falls back to the page |
 
 On Bluesky and Threads people write in chains, so where the linked post is part
@@ -93,7 +122,7 @@ Reddit posts come with it: every comment the first page carried, nested the way
 written. Each comment is a `<details>` element, so folding one takes its whole subtree
 with it, works without JavaScript and works from the keyboard; a collapsed comment says
 how many replies it is hiding. "Collapse all" is the one piece that needs the script,
-which is why it only appears once the script has run. What was behind a *load more* is
+which is why it only appears once the script has run. What was behind a _load more_ is
 not fetched — that is a second page and often a third — but it is counted and said out
 loud rather than quietly dropped.