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@@ -21,13 +21,13 @@ readable in your history.
 
 Replace `antisocial.example.com` with wherever you are running it.
 
-| Platform | Find | Replace |
-| --- | --- | --- |
-| X | `^https://(?:www\.\|mobile\.)?(?:x\|twitter)\.com/(.*)$` | `https://antisocial.example.com/x/$1` |
-| Threads | `^https://(?:www\.)?threads\.(?:net\|com)/(.*)$` | `https://antisocial.example.com/threads/$1` |
-| Instagram | `^https://(?:www\.)?instagram\.com/(.*)$` | `https://antisocial.example.com/ig/$1` |
-| TikTok | `^https://(?:www\.\|vm\.\|vt\.)?tiktok\.com/(.*)$` | `https://antisocial.example.com/tiktok/$1` |
-| Bluesky | `^https://bsky\.app/(.*)$` | `https://antisocial.example.com/bsky/$1` |
+| Platform  | Find                                                          | Replace                                     |
+| --------- | ------------------------------------------------------------- | ------------------------------------------- |
+| X         | `/^https:\/\/(?:www\.\|mobile\.)?(?:x\|twitter)\.com\/(.*)$/` | `https://antisocial.example.com/x/$1`       |
+| Threads   | `/^https:\/\/(?:www\.)?threads\.(?:net\|com)\/(.*)$/`         | `https://antisocial.example.com/threads/$1` |
+| Instagram | `/^https:\/\/(?:www\.)?instagram\.com\/(.*)$/`                | `https://antisocial.example.com/ig/$1`      |
+| TikTok    | `/^https:\/\/(?:www\.\|vm\.\|vt\.)?tiktok\.com\/(.*)$/`       | `https://antisocial.example.com/tiktok/$1`  |
+| Bluesky   | `/^https:\/\/bsky\.app\/(.*)$/`                               | `https://antisocial.example.com/bsky/$1`    |
 
 So `https://x.com/user/status/123` becomes
 `https://antisocial.example.com/x/user/status/123`.
@@ -54,13 +54,13 @@ Each adapter layers its extraction, most structured first:
 3. **The rendered DOM** — whatever is actually on screen is real.
 4. **Open Graph tags** — the floor, and enough to show something.
 
-| Platform | Loads | Reads |
-| --- | --- | --- |
-| Bluesky | the public AT Protocol API | `getPostThread`; falls back to the post page |
-| X | `platform.twitter.com` embed | the `cdn.syndication.twimg.com/tweet-result` response |
-| Instagram | `/embed/captioned/` | `shortcode_media`, then the rendered `<video>`/`<img>` |
-| TikTok | the post page | `__UNIVERSAL_DATA_FOR_REHYDRATION__` |
-| Threads | the post page | the Relay payloads in `<script type="application/json">` |
+| Platform  | Loads                        | Reads                                                    |
+| --------- | ---------------------------- | -------------------------------------------------------- |
+| Bluesky   | the public AT Protocol API   | `getPostThread`; falls back to the post page             |
+| X         | `platform.twitter.com` embed | the `cdn.syndication.twimg.com/tweet-result` response    |
+| Instagram | `/embed/captioned/`          | `shortcode_media`, then the rendered `<video>`/`<img>`   |
+| TikTok    | the post page                | `__UNIVERSAL_DATA_FOR_REHYDRATION__`                     |
+| Threads   | the post page                | the Relay payloads in `<script type="application/json">` |
 
 Media never gets linked straight at a CDN. Instagram and TikTok reject requests without
 a matching `Referer` (and sometimes cookies), and proxying keeps your browser from
@@ -156,17 +156,17 @@ ground for a project this size.
 
 Everything has a working default; the container needs none of it set.
 
-| Variable | Default | |
-| --- | --- | --- |
-| `PORT` / `HOST` | `8080` / `0.0.0.0` | |
-| `PROFILE_DIR` | `./profile` (`/data/profile` in the image) | Chromium cookies and storage, persisted so the browser accumulates ordinary state |
-| `MAX_CONCURRENT` | `2` | page loads at once; the rest queue |
-| `NAVIGATION_TIMEOUT_MS` | `20000` | |
-| `RESOLVE_TIMEOUT_MS` | `30000` | whole resolve, including extraction |
-| `CACHE_TTL_MS` / `CACHE_MAX` | `3600000` / `200` | resolved posts, in memory |
-| `MEDIA_TOKEN_TTL_MS` | `21600000` | how long a `/m/` reference stays valid |
-| `PUBLIC_ORIGIN` | `http://localhost:8080` | only used to print the rules on `/` |
-| `LOG_LEVEL` | `info` | |
+| Variable                     | Default                                    |                                                                                   |
+| ---------------------------- | ------------------------------------------ | --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
+| `PORT` / `HOST`              | `8080` / `0.0.0.0`                         |                                                                                   |
+| `PROFILE_DIR`                | `./profile` (`/data/profile` in the image) | Chromium cookies and storage, persisted so the browser accumulates ordinary state |
+| `MAX_CONCURRENT`             | `2`                                        | page loads at once; the rest queue                                                |
+| `NAVIGATION_TIMEOUT_MS`      | `20000`                                    |                                                                                   |
+| `RESOLVE_TIMEOUT_MS`         | `30000`                                    | whole resolve, including extraction                                               |
+| `CACHE_TTL_MS` / `CACHE_MAX` | `3600000` / `200`                          | resolved posts, in memory                                                         |
+| `MEDIA_TOKEN_TTL_MS`         | `21600000`                                 | how long a `/m/` reference stays valid                                            |
+| `PUBLIC_ORIGIN`              | `http://localhost:8080`                    | only used to print the rules on `/`                                               |
+| `LOG_LEVEL`                  | `info`                                     |                                                                                   |
 
 ## Adding a platform